Totally random post I know, but just imagine if the Hogwarts curriculum included a certification in ICT & Networking. Obviously keyboar...
Totally random post I know, but just imagine if the Hogwarts curriculum included a certification in ICT & Networking. Obviously keyboards are for Muggles, so just what kind of spells would one need to master to pass this class?
Here's a definitive list
- Pingifyus Totalus: A spell to send a comprehensive network ping to every device in the subnet.
- Pingus Respondium: A spell to ensure all devices respond to pings instantly.
- Latencium Reducio: A spell to reduce network latency to negligible levels.
- Packetus Maximulus: A spell to send the maximum number of packets in a single ping.
- Timeouterus Preventus: A spell to prevent any network timeouts from occurring.
- Jitterus Nullify: A spell to eliminate all jitter in the network.
- Traceroutus Revelio: A spell to reveal the entire route taken by packets across the network.
- Echoicus Infinitium: A spell to send an endless series of echo requests to a device.
- Firewallus Bypassium: A spell to temporarily bypass firewall rules for a quick network test (use with caution!).
- Bandwidthium Amplifico: A spell to temporarily boost network bandwidth for a short period.
- Dropus Preventio: A spell to prevent any packet drops during transmission.
- Interferus Negatus: A spell to negate any interference affecting the network signal.
- Networkus Discovero: A spell to discover and map out all devices connected to the network.
- Congestionus Avoidus: A spell to reroute traffic to avoid network congestion.
- Routerus Refresho: A spell to refresh and reset routers and switches without downtime.
- Uptimeus Eternalis: A spell to ensure perpetual network uptime.
- Disconnectus Repelium: A spell to repel any unwanted disconnections.
- Throughputus Maximus: A spell to maximize network throughput for optimal performance.
- Addressus Conflictus Vanish: A spell to resolve IP address conflicts instantly.
- Subnetus Revealio: A spell to reveal the details of any subnet in the network.
- Pingus Parallus: A spell to ping multiple devices simultaneously.
- Duplexus Correcto: A spell to fix duplex mismatches between devices.
- Broadcastium Isolato: A spell to isolate broadcast traffic and prevent storms.
- Domainus Synchrono: A spell to synchronize all domain controllers in a forest.
- DNS Resolvius: A spell to instantly resolve DNS queries without fail.
- Latencyum Nullificus: A spell to nullify any latency spikes in the network.
- Throughputum Monitoro: A spell to monitor network throughput in real-time.
- VLANus Organizo: A spell to organize and manage VLAN configurations effortlessly.
- Malwareus Expellius: A spell to expel any malware attempting to infiltrate the network.
- Topologyum Viewius: A spell to visualize the entire network topology at a glance.
- Spoolus Clearo: A spell to clear all print spooler issues on the network.
- Portus Checkum: A spell to check the status of all network ports instantly.
- Signalum Strengthium: A spell to boost wireless signal strength across the network.
- Bandwidthus Allocateo: A spell to allocate bandwidth dynamically based on current needs.
- Servus Restartus: A spell to restart servers gracefully without disrupting services.
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